Why does this picture of Maria Callas remind me of an angry version of my cousin Sofia Coppola? It must be the Greek and Italian thing. Imagine a black or mulatto big bad voodoo wrestling expert mama instead.

Nick Johnson, Grubb Graebner, Nicolas Paine and CRC are at this very moment packing our bags, trusty books, pens and pencils for PAH GOES LIVE. I called each of my comrades...the adrenaline and excitement is at the max--we are so chomping at the bit and ready to create. This is going to be quite a live reality webcam show. Mr. Slipery is ready with the food and bar. Luigi is ready with the continuous espresso w/VOV and cigars. New Mexico's TVI program has lined up the right, bright, brave students to be part of this creative maelstrom. EARSXXI has lined up an occult specialist to teach us about voodoo/santaria particularly about bringing death back to life and freezing time; two female kickboxer/wrestlers to demonstrate particular body slam and headlock moves for us; and, a soprano or tenor from the Santa Fe Opera to bless us with a live perfomance of a couple of arias from Giocomo Puccini's Turando. Please go to www.earsxxi.com to get the exact times for these special BIG BAD VOODOO MAMA research lessons. The screenplay will be created in 72 hours no matter what.

This just in...PAH is back from Easter Island. He will be calling his boys over the weekend for a pep talk.