Looking for the entrance to the red carpet.

The fans behind the barricades looked at me. Is he a somebody? He has a swagger. He's wearing a lot of leather. I better take his picture just in case.

Walking behind some Asian starlet. I enjoyed watching her striking her poses.

The talented Robin Williams trying to come off a bit more independent by wearing a green fedora and sporting some grissle on his face. Nice try, Robin. But you did make all the paparazzi happy.

Who's this guy? I'm the Biker Chef. No, snapshots. I'm Christopher Coppola. Does that mean your Nick Cage's older brother? Yes and I'm also the Biker Chef. I'm blinded by flashes. Way to go, Biker Chef!

Under the big top. I did a little hobnobbing, had some cold meat and red wine. Told the director of "Primer" I was rooting for him, though I knew he didn't have a chance. Today was all about "Sideways". It was funny how the screenwriter said after accepting the award, "What a surprise?" Yeah, right. Anyhow "Primer" gang, you made your film for 7 grand and it was very well done. I wish you much success in the future.